Penis Piercing? Seriously?
A needle going through your penis does not sound pleasant. However, that moment of pain could be worth it! I love my penis piercing, have had some incredible sexual experiences with it. In all honesty, I have never met anyone that regretted getting this cheeky body mod. So, lets talk about how the Prince Albert piercing can improve your sex life or even make you cum faster.
Pros
- Increases your sexual stimulation
- Increases your partner’s sexual stimulation.
- Least painful piercing.
- Fastest healing time.
Cons
- No intercourse for a few weeks after piercing.
- Changes the way you urinate.
The Prince Albert Piercing
The Prince Albert piercing is one of the least painful piercings on the body. That was shocking for me to hear! Famously, this piercing inserts just below the corona on the underside of the penis and exits through the urethra. Why would anyone do this? Well, the story goes that Prince Albert used this piercing to keep his king sized penis pulled to the side so he could avoid having a bulge in his pants. Although, this claim has never been backed up. Personally, I would love to show off a king sized dong.
Prince Albert Piercing Process
As with many things, the anticipation was the worst part. I sat in the waiting room shaking like a leaf. Previously, I was worrying about getting erect in front of the piercer. I can tell you from experience that your penis will never be so small. I did not expect the piercer to be so professional with me. First, he explained the procedure. He talked about methods of urinating (seriously), that I need to abstain from intercourse . during healing and to take gauging-up slowly.
Next, I had to pull down my pants. After that, he sterilized everything with alcohol and dawned gloves. He marked the spot he will be piercing using a small amount of ink on a toothpick. Fortunately, he explained every step as he was doing it. He started inserting a lubricated “receiving tube” into my urethra. Surprisingly, this was the most painful part. It felt similar to getting an IV. Then, there was a quick shock from the piercing needle piercing my flesh and entering the receiving tube. He slid in the jewelry and screw in the end. Done!
Healing
The Prince Albert piercing is one of the fastest healing piercings. Incredibly, this piercing can heal completely in less than a month. For context, nipple piercings can take a year or longer to heal. Also, the healing process is easy. Although there will be some pain during urination for the first few days, the pain during healing is minimal. Since the pain is minimal and the healing time is fast, that means you can get back to having sex quickly. For me, gauging up was easy and fast as well. After two months had passed, I started gauging up to larger sized jewelry. Personally, I love the feeling of a heavy 2 gauge (6.5mm diameter) but, my favorite jewelry is a simple 6g curved barbell. Healing time is not a concern for this extremely vascular piercing site.
Urinating With a Prince Albert Piercing
Unfortunately, the Prince Albert piercing is not all sunshine and rainbows. Something about having metal in the path of urine makes it splash all over. At first, it is a real challenge to adapt to standing while urinating. Of course, sitting to urinate is essential in the beginning. This can be difficult to adapt to. Luckily, I was able to find a jewelry shape and size that allows me to urinate standing without making a mess. It is nice being able to pee the way I used to. Not everyone with this piercing is able to stand and pee, so please take note of that.
Will it Make Me Faster?
Overall, I do recommend this piercing. It increases your partner’s pleasure by adding a new moving part to your cock. Also, it increases your own pleasure by adding urethral stimulation. For me, the Prince Albert adds a level of stimulation that really can’t be achieved any other way. It adds an element of sounding to every sexual situation. Additionally, my partner loves the feeling of it inside her. Actually, she has said that it is the best feeling she has ever had from intercourse.
Now, will it make you faster? Probably not. I have found that I have changed my masturbation and penetration form. Angles, speed and depth have all had to change to adapt to the movement of the jewelry. Because of this, I am actually able to orgasm faster when I remove the jewelry because I can thrust faster. However, I would recommend it if you are considering adding an interesting element to your sex life, or if you want to pursue chastity as a lifestyle (this piercing allows you to be locked through the hole which is 100% inescapable). Make sure to go to a reputable piercer, do your aftercare directly, and talk to your partner first!