Premature Ejaculation Captions -July 2020

In the world of premature ejaculation captions there are only two flavors. Some of us like the more spicy side that includes humiliation and bdsm. However, others like the sweet side, like a woman that wants to cuddle after you shot your wad too early. Although, there is certainly a underline level of humiliation here. Seemingly, you didn’t even make it in. Could a woman really be that satisfied? Is she just pretending it is okay? Either way, this caption is quite sexy and reminds me of some of the others by u/premcumguy.

Every man dreams of an orgy with multiple women. The legend of the threesome runs deep with us. There is just one issue. We can’t please them. However, is that going to stop us? I have a hard time believing they would be happy with our performance, but imagine the humiliation… You fail one woman, then the next, and a third. The word will of course get out. Just think, what would they say when you leave? I’m sure they will tell everyone what a prejac you are. So, give them your best, champ!

How taboo! Fortunately, we have a new twist on the modern psuedo-incest phenomenon (think “Step Mom Gets Reemed by Huge Cock”, you know what I’ talking about. These nice tits could make anyone blow their load. Imagine sliding up and down between them, wet, slippery, maybe tapping on her lips at the end of each thrust. Also, even if you do manage to hide the cum stain in your pants, I am not sure this succulent MILF would end it there. Next, she could blackmail you and use you as her personal pussy licker or she will tell your girlfriend. If you are lucky she may eve train you to prejac. Don’t you love MILFS?

She is astounded, but I am not convinced that she is turned on. Imagine it, she learns your little issue and then uses you as a gym partner. One day you don’t show up to help her at the gym and suddenly you get a text. Usually, she texts you friend stuff, serious friend-zone conversations, but this time she is more stern. She says that maybe she will text her friend about how you came in your pants if you don’t show up to help her at the gym. Of course, you have to go to the gym now, or everyone will know about how you cum your pants just looking at women in shorts. You’re friend-zoned, but it really is further than that now…

We are all just thirsty submissives hungry for a dominate to put us in our place. I know I would do just about anything for a woman to train me to be her personal prejac. At first, sex was normal, but she started taking more and more control. One day she pulls out a stopwatch and explains that she wants to make you cum much faster. She wants to ruin you. However, it’s a good thing. She doesn’t want you to leave, she wants to make sure you can never be with another woman besides her. Ultimately, it is a sign that she really loves you, and your willingness to submit is the perfect way to show her the same.

Lastly, these captions have been so good lately. It has been really difficult to choose. Luckily, the fine folks on Reddit have decided on these as the top for the month. Additionally, we just finished our caption contest and have our winner! On top of that, (can you believe there’s more?!) we have reached ten thousand subscribers on Reddit! We have a nice prejac t-shirt and sticker giveaway to celebrate. Thank you all for your continued support. Check out the incredible new JOI!