1. She’s Been Secretly Training You
Your girlfriend loves you, but does she love the sex? You have been lasting so long lately and frankly, she needs it to go faster. It’s not that she doesn’t enjoy it. She loves fucking you. Although, there’s something that she loves even more. She wants to ruin you. She needs to make sure you will never leave her for another woman. Plus, she wants to ensure that she has complete control. Now you have no choice but to stay with your lovely girlfriend, because you cum so fast that no other woman could want you. The good news is that she LOVES it, and she loves you. After all, this is just a way for her to show you how much she loves you and wants to keep you around. She’s a keeper!
2. El Turista y La Latina
A booty worth the flight. Seriously, look at that ass. I wouldn’t be surprised if many people did cum to that ass. However, I would be surprised if it was the best orgasm of their life. Imagine what a beta you would have to be to have the best orgasm ever looking at a strangers ass on a beach. I would not feel bad about it though. She seems like she likes it! I bet she really gets off on making tourists cum in their pants. I will take a one way ticket please!
3. High Expectations
I like my sex a little cruel. Also, I like my women a bit humiliating. Thus, this is my kind of caption. I would pay for a chance to show her how pathetic I am. How many of us would be able to give her a good time? Very, very few of us. Maybe you can make it inside, but five whole minutes is a long time. If she expected one minute, I would utterly disappoint her. I can imagine her disgust when I bust after 3 thrusts. “You can’t be serious. That is pathetic!” Oh yes, tell me more about how useless I am at pleasing you. Humiliation>intercourse.
4. Now That’s a Deal!
Oh yes, one of the great fantasies, the coworker hookup. Imagine, you are at work and the word gets around that you cum really fast. She hears about it and wants to test it out. She wears her sexiest lingerie, showcasing her massive tits,Of course, she knows the effect she will have. Next, she sends you a note “I hear you can cum in seconds. I want to test that rumor.” You jump on the opportunity. When she walks in you are dripping already. You didn’t even need her to take off her clothes for you to cum your pants. Right when she starts stripping off her work clothes and you see her cleavage, you cum right in your pants. A massive wet spot shows in your pants and she starts to giggle. Now that is my kind of sex story. Also, my kind of premature ejaculation captions.
5. “Please Cum as Fast as You Can”
As much as I love humiliation, the healthy, positive side of PE is great too. So many people that prematurely ejaculate worry about what their partner thinks. It would be incredibly hot for your partner to beg you to cum fast. Even just accepting your low stamina and enjoying the fact that you felt good, is such a great trait in a partner. She just wants you to feel good. So cum hard and cum fast if you want her to be happy.
Well, we have reached the end off the best premature ejaculation captions for August 2020. As always, it is difficult to decide on the best. This time around I tried to include more positive captions, especially since that seems to be a trend in prejac subreddit lately. Lastly, if you havn’t seen the recent tutorial on how to cum hands free, check it out here. If you are feeling really bold, check out my article on using stinging nettle to orgasm hands free!
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