My first fetish, before premature ejaculation or anything else, was an undying obsession with trying to learn how to orgasm while limp. There are several lesser-known methods out there, such as bending, or not touching while hard. Truthfully, I have been unsuccessful with all of them. After reading a promising study about cyclists and their propensity for erectile dysfunction, I decided on a whim to emulate it with a random object I had; an antique electrical insulator. The results were incredible. I could not believe that I had cracked the code for orgasming while limp. Today, I want to share this revelation with you all so you can partake in this fetish as well. Limp on!
WARNING: THIS METHOD MAY CAUSE IRREVERSIBLE ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION! READ THIS STUDY FOR EVIDENCE.
How to Orgasm While Limp: Step 1. The Right Tool
In the study linked above, there is a clearly defined relationship with pressure to the perineum and inability to get erections. So we are going to leverage this for our purposes of learning how to orgasm while limp. By pressing hard on the space just behind the testicles you can stop blood flow temporarily to the penis. Thus, your penis will not be able to get hard. Furthermore, this may cause some level of tissue breakdown and even nerve issues. After a session, you will probably have some discomfort in the area, but it will be so worth it.
To put plainly, orgasming while flaccid is an experience so wonderful I struggle to describe it. However, you must be sure to pee beforehand. If you do not pee first and you have retrograde orgasm (semen redirects to the bladder, harmlessly) and you have not emptied your bladder, you will have a bad experience akin to that of an old man with prostate issues. Because of the consistency of semen, it clogs the pipes, so-to-speak. Although, if you lift pressure at just the right time you may get away with a regular ejaculation. Regardless, you will need the right item to apply pressure.
It is random but, the right item is an antique electrical insulator! Any similar item can be used. For example, some have used a salt lamp, others have used suitable rocks. However, I am only going to recommend you use the insulator. The reasons that an antique insulator is ideal is many fold: 1. It is easily available online. 2. They are cheap, I have bought 5 for 6 dollars in the past. 3. They do the job exceptionally well. 4. There are different materials and varieties of shapes that fit any body type. 5. They are inconspicuous and artsy; you can display them in your living room and nobody will know. 6. They are collectable! How many sex toys do you know that gain value over time, even after you use them?
How to Cum Flaccid: Step 2. The Position
The next step for cumming while limp is to assume the proper position. Unfortunately, you need some modicum of ankle flexibility for this one. This is a simple yoga pose that is called “sitting on heels.” Essentially, you sit in a kneeling position, with you heels under your torso. Additionally, it may help to use your ankles to spread your cheeks slightly. This position will stretch your ankles significantly if you are not used to it. Thus, take it slowly, do some ankle stretches first. I will typically rest my arms on my thighs to put slightly less pressure on my ankles. This position is important to do correctly because it is one of the only ways that you can apply consistent pressure without letting off. Applying a constant pressure until just before the end is important.
How to Ejaculate Soft: Step 3.
Now for the fun part! Grab your item of choice (best choice is an antique insulator), place it on the ground underneath you. Make sure you are completely soft. If you are even a little hard, the pressure on the perineum will increase your erection and you will have to start over. After this, make sure the insulator is just behind your balls. Now, place about 75% of your weight on the insulator, using your hands to brace a small amount of weight. It will begin to hurt a little. If you angle your body so there is less pressure on your pelvic bone from the insulator then you will slightly less pain. After you have sat on the insulator; DO NOT LET OFF PRESSURE! If you do, you will gain your erection instantly and you will have to start over. This is the part where you jerk off, entirely soft, and have an amazing, oozy limp orgasm for the first time ever!
Closing Thoughts and Tips
I want to reiterate this: THIS METHOD MAY CAUSE PERMANENT IMPOTENCE! Okay, now that the disclaimers are out of the way, lets talk about what to do at the point of no return. So, if you continue to jerk off while applying max pressure, your urethra will be blocked off, and since your urethra is the same tube that connects to the bladder, it will redirect to your bladder giving you a “retrograde ejaculation,” which is harmless, given you have peed beforehand. Alternatively, just as you are starting to cum you can release pressure and your penis will not have time to fill with blood but, you will still be able to ejaculate. Hopefully, you will have a nice soft orgasm with cum rushing out in one continuous stream. Lastly, you may feel some discomfort in the region for the next few days but, this is normal. Seriously, try to get the insulator. They are perfect for this!
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