What’s Up With Stinging Nettle?
Hands free orgasm with stinging nettle seemed pretty wild…I am sure you have never heard the term “urtication”, I sure as hell hadn’t before last night. Urtication is the practice of intentionally stinging yourself with nettles for medical purposes. However, my intent was slightly less than medical– it was sexual. I urtified my entire dick, a lot, coated it in layers of nettles. To clarify, I am not crazy, simply a curious cosmonaut in the name of kink. Although, hands free orgasms with stinging nettle is far from my comfort zone.
First, a redditor by the name of u/etzio500 made a post on the Prejac subreddit about nettles. My first impression was that it was ridiculous! Who would put nettles on their genitals and just pray that it would feel good? Of course, my curiosity got the best of me and I began some research. I started with u/etzio500’s link to a video of a man covering his dick and balls in nettles. That lead me to a surprisingly thoughtful Quora post explaining the ins-and-outs of sexual urtification. It seemed safe to me but, I hate stinging nettle with a passion so I decided I would only try a small amount and see what happens.
Gathering and Rubbing Nettles
I knew exactly where to source the nettle because I got stung by one the week before and I was livid. So, I went out there at about 9pm and started collecting. I found a young one and took a cutting carefully with gloves. Supposedly, you need to use a young cutting otherwise it will itch. Next, I sat in my car and whipped my dick out from my fly. My heart was pounding out of my chest. I had only heard of doing this a few hours earlier and here I am about to rub my genitals in a poisonous plant. I took a deep breath and touched it to the top side of my penis. There was a slight sting. I though, “This isn’t too bad!”. Continuing, I rubbed it all over my dick, experiencing some tolerable stinging. After about a minute, the pain really set in. It hurt to the point where you scrunch your face and deep-breath to get through it. Hands free orgasm with nettles was not feeling worth it.
Thankfully, the pain subsided. Then, the pain was gone, swelling started and a great feeling began. Describing it is difficult but, it was like an electric pleasure shooting through my genitals. It felt so good that I went back immediately and collected a shopping bag full of fresh cuttings to rub on. Rubbing handfuls of nettles on my dick felt so pleasurable that I did not even think about how this urtication might affect me. Swelling, throbbing, dripping, nice.
Porn and Hands Free Action
Finally, I was able to get home and lay in bed. At this point electrifying feelings were still running through my cock. The most interesting thing was that my penis was completely numb. No matter how I touched myself, I could not feel it. I cannot think of a better scenario for training to hands free orgasm. You couldn’t finish yourself off if you wanted to! After about two hours of porn (mostly redhead creampies, not that it matters), I was ready to focus on cumming. I tucked my testicles behind my legs and I started with kegels, following this tutorial. It did not take long. I came hands free from rubbing stinging nettle on my cock. Hands free orgasm from stinging nettle is not only possible, it is easy.
My Opinion on Sexual Urtification
Overall, I like it a lot. Stinging nettles could be a fantastic tool for people interested in BDSM and masochism. It hurts, feels good and numbs. Thus, a solid, all-natural option for BDSM! However, there are a few things to keep in mind. Firstly, the numbing and somewhat electrical feeling lasts for a very long time and can make sleeping difficult because of the strange sensation. If you are going to try this, do it in the morning so you will be able to sleep well. I made the mistake of doing it around 10pm and did not get any sleep because of the odd sensations. Second, I am not a doctor and I cannot say that this is safe. It causes a lot of swelling, some pain and can make urinating difficult during the peak of the swelling. Although, at the end of the day, I think it is worth it. Would you guys be interested in a more detailed tutorial?
Yes, Stinging Nettle Can Make You Cum Hands Free.
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