1. Legendary Cans
One of the most distinguished members of the prejac community is my friend u/Minutemangoal. He picks the perfect images and highlights the models by using simple and bold text. That woman has breasts that are out of this world. They conjure images in my head of motorboating so vigorously that it ends in premature ejaculation humiliation. “I just can’t hold back!“
2. Pink Disappointment
I am not fan of lots of words on a caption. However, this caption is lovely. Every sentence scratches my itch for premature ejaculation humiliation. She has trained you to cum fast but now she is sick and tired of it. She even tells you to your face that you will never be able to have sex again with your condition. Lastly, lets not forget to mention to contrast between pillow-like breasts and that cactus!
3. Sk8er Girl– Premature Ejaculation Humiliation
So she is a German Playboy model. I had no idea that Germany had their own version of Playboy, but now I know. What can we do with this knowledge you ask? I think the right thing to do is blow a lightning quick load to this hottie skater girl. Afterwords, we can get back to our day and forget there is any such thing as Playboy Germany.
4. Cleavage Countdown– Premature Ejaculation Humiliation
A long time ago, before Pornhub and Myspace, humans weren’t wearing much clothes. Loin cloths and primitive togas made from animal pelts were the standard fashion and it was sexy enough for them. One day someone fashioned a piece that would pull the breasts up and together. That was the day the bra was invented. Suddenly, life was never the same. God bless Pornhub, and God bless the genius came up with the brazier. *Splat* *splat*.
5. Jeans+Ass+Smirk
What I love about this caption is the complete lack of nudity. All we need is to see a nice ass in some fitted jeans and we have a mess on our hands. Her smirk is also something to behold. I wonder what she is thinking. Maybe she is thinking about how much control she has over you just by wiggling her ass in your direction. Maybe she is wondering why YOU aren’t the one cleaning up the mess in the corner. The look is hot, regardless of what’s on her mind.
We have some killer captions this week. Although there is a clear lack of gifs from this batch, these creative authors have made up for it with perfect image selection and thoughtful writing. Lastly, do you have some captions you want to see on our list? You can submit them to u/PrematureFetish and you may well see it in our curated list!