1. Proud Plastic Pussy
We are starting of how with an animated caption for the ages. Humiliation and our little premature ejaculation fetish are intertwined so well in this caption it makes me wonder which fetish I had first! I am sure you would all agree that the femdom aspect here is perfect. All around, one of my favorite captions yet. Thanks Photoshop_Slave!
2. ASS
I have a problem with this caption: the ass is too perfect. I don’t actually know that the caption says. I’m sure its a fantastic caption but, look at that ass. Premature ejaculation porn is what we’re here for, so lets focus. Nope. Can’t. Not with that ass on the screen. NEXT.
3. Delete Your Browser History
A new caption maker on the block has been mixing many styles. Incest is all the rage these days, I mean just look at pornhub’s front page. Step sister this, step mom that. We are getting a little freaky here too with a sister post. Although, the hottest part to me is her making you admit that you want to be a prejac. We need more of that in the premature ejaculation porn community.
4. Hot and Juicy Redhead
This is a simple post. However, I am a simple man. I chose this caption because I have a weakness for redheads. Those of you that know me know this. I saw this woman and knew immediately it was going on the site. Also, imagine her just staring at your cock and giggling as she ruins your orgasm. This cutie looks so happy to have you cum for her. How darling.
5. Light Cuckoldry
Cockolding is one of the other facets of humiliation that lots of folks engage in. This fetish is not for everyone but, I was feeling a bit cucky today so I went ahead and included it. I am imagining that load dripping out of her and I am wondering what is that “other mess” she was talking about. Who knew that my premature ejaculation porn fetish would eventually lead me here? Lastly, be careful prejacs, we are all going down the rabbit hole a little further every day.
That concludes our collection of captions for the first week of May 2020. The shear amount of captions this week was staggering. I genuinely had a hard time picking my favorites. Unfortunately, There were some that I enjoyed a lot however the color, or placement of the words or font just wasn’t right. Regardless, the quality content coming out of the subreddit is incredible. I love being a part of such proactive community.